When you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it. Continue reading Anger Management: It Really does Work
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A Tazer for my Wife: An Interesting Tale of Stupidity
Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest…
The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer.
The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety….??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home, loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing, and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Continue reading A Tazer for my Wife: An Interesting Tale of Stupidity
I was Hacked
Just a word to those who have not yet heard, this site has been hacked. I am correcting the issue. Please be patient with me and know that I would never attempt to hijack, infect, or otherwise exploit my readers. Once the issue has been corrected, I will post more.
Thank you for visiting thekruser.com. I hope you return.
UPDATE: I am still working this issue, but the virus appears to be gone. There will continue to be glitches for a while. My sincerest apologies for any inconvenience. I am thoroughly scanning each and every file before posting, so it may take a while to get everything back up and running in its entirety. Thank you for your continued patience.
Pic: Lower Trucks Are For Guys Who Can’t Get It Up
Pic: Books I Must Read
A trip to the local Barnes & Nobel yeilded the pics you see here. I couldn’t help myself. Continue reading Pic: Books I Must Read
Pic: Mid Lot Parker
This guy is fucking PARKED there! No one in the car. P-A-R-K-E-D!! Asshole. Continue reading Pic: Mid Lot Parker
iPad 3G Will be Here Friday…Here is the Pricing Info
Well, for those who bought an iPad 3G (regrettably, I did not), the wait is almost over. Friday it is.
AT&T has finally released its pricing plans:
$14.99 for 250MB (both monthly, duh!)
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$29.99 for unlimited (I guess that 5GB max rumor we heard about didn’t happen after all)
The cool thing is that if you opt for the $14.99/mo plan, you will get notifications when you are about to reach your limit: one at 20% remaining, one at 10%, and one when you are out. It is my understanding that one will be able to either add more data a-la-carte or upgrade your package at that point.
Seriously, though…if you can’t afford that extra $15/mo for the unlimited plan, perhaps you should have rethought that $600-850 purchase in the first place.
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Pic: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Continue reading Pic: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
A Bad Night: You Can’t Make This Shit Up
Let me preface this with: I know the complaints listed herein are rather petty. Furthermore, I understand there are far worse problems to have and that there are some who will read this that would love for these to be the least of their concerns. However, since this is my blog I can write what I want. Continue reading A Bad Night: You Can’t Make This Shit Up