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Some of my Favorite Quotes
Aug 9th
- “Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don’t ever apologize for anything.” – President Harry S. Truman
- “Beer is good.” – thekruser
- “If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace” – Thomas Paine
- “If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough” – Mario Andretti
- “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” – Charles Bukowski
- “Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.” – Helen Keller
- “I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.” – Anonymous
- “Welcome to planet motherfucker.” – Rob Zombie
- “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.” W. C. Fields
- “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. C. Fields
- “Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for a long fucking time.” -thekruser
- “If life give you lemons, try to find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.” – Ron White
- “It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” – Gore Vidal
- “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” – Albert Einstein
Help Wanted: foursquare Badge List Author
Jul 13th
I am looking for someone to help me maintain my foursquare badge list. With everything going on in my life right now, keeping it updated is becoming increasingly difficult, so I am looking for some help.
The person I am looking for should:
- possess a basic understanding of WordPress
- have a thorough understanding of how foursquare and foursquare badges work
- be familiar with HTML
Responsibilities will include:
- coding new badge update posts
- coding new badge pages and updating existing ones
- keeping current with foursquare Badges
- seeking out new foursquare badges
- comment moderation
A few other things to know up front:
- Although it probably goes without saying, I have to put it in black and white: this is an unpaid position.
- Pages and posts will be of the same design as what I have created. While I am open to suggestions as to how to improve aesthetics and readability, all design decisions are solely mine to make.
- In the beginning, all posts and pages will be set for moderation before they will be posted to the site. Once I become comfortable with you and your work, I will open it up for automatic posting without moderation.
- Posts and pages authored by you are limited to foursquare related information.
- Failure to abide by the conditions listed herein will result in your author status being rescinded permanently.
If you are interested, author a new badge update post and email me the code at webmaster (at) thekruser (dot) com.
For examples of what the posts should look like, refer to these posts.
Thank you for your interest. I hope to be working with you soon. Have a great day, and happy foursquaring.
Fireworks: Which States Allow What
Jul 3rd
Wondering what your state allows this Fourth of July? Gizmodo did an excellent article on it. Check it out on the link below:
Thanks for sharing, Gizmodo! It definately helped me out!
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Badge Update on the Run
Jun 29th
Just got another tip from my friend Nan Palmero: BlackBerry Power User. Shout “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” (without the quotes of course) to unlock the World Cup 2010 badge on foursquare. No specific number of zs, just a bunch of them.
Enjoy!
Thanks again, Nan!!
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Deep Sea Fishing 2010
Jun 25th
Recently, I went on a deep sea fishing trip with a couple of good friends. We were all getting ready to move, so we decided to give ourselves a going away gift.
Meet Jerame and Jason. It is rare that one works with people that one can truly call friends.
Jerame and Jason-
Thanks for all the good times, ya’ll. That fishing trip kicked ass! I hope our paths cross again in the future. So many good times. So many stories. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna blog about them! I am glad to call you my friends. Good luck in life and thanks for the good times. Until the next time… More >
Foursquare Badge Update for 19 June 2010
Jun 19th
Here are some more badges. Head over to http://thekruser.com/foursquare-badges to see the full list!
Comments are closed on this post. To comment, please head over to http://thekruser.com/foursquare-badges. Happy foursquaring! More >
Foursquare Badge Update for 12 June 2010
Jun 12th
Here are some more badges. Head over to http://thekruser.com/foursquare-badges to see the full list!
Comments are closed on this post. To comment, please head over to http://thekruser.com/foursquare-badges. Happy foursquaring! More >
Foursquare Badge Update for 11 June 2010
Jun 11th
Here are some more badges. Head over to http://thekruser.com/foursquare-badges to see the full list!
Comments are closed on this post. To comment, please head over to http://thekruser.com/foursquare-badges. Happy foursquaring! More >
16 Funny Statements from Police Officers
Jun 11th
These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
- “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
- “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
- “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
- “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
- “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”
- “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”
- “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”
- “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
- “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
- “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”
- “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”
- “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”
- “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”
- “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”
- “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”
- “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”
AND THE WINNER IS….
Maria the Maid Wants a Raise
Jun 10th
Maria, the Maid, asked for a pay increase and my wife was very upset about this so decided to talk to her about it.
She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’
Maria: ‘Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. More >
