Category Archives: Innate Ramblings

Some of my Favorite Quotes

  • “Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don’t ever apologize for anything.” – President Harry S. Truman
  • “Beer is good.” – thekruser
  • “If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace” – Thomas Paine
  • “If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough” – Mario Andretti
  • “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” – Charles Bukowski
  • “Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.” – Helen Keller
  • “I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.” – Anonymous
  • “Welcome to planet motherfucker.” – Rob Zombie
  • “Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.” W. C. Fields
  • “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. C. Fields
  • “Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for a long fucking time.” -thekruser
  • “If life give you lemons, try to find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.” – Ron White
  • “It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” – Gore Vidal
  • “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” – Albert Einstein

A Bad Night: You Can’t Make This Shit Up

Man ScreamingLet me preface this with: I know the complaints listed herein are rather petty. Furthermore, I understand there are far worse problems to have and that there are some who will read this that would love for these to be the least of their concerns. However, since this is my blog I can write what I want. Continue reading

The Top 5 Things I Hate When People do on Twitter

Screaming WomanNo one can be happy all the time, least of all someone like me. I can be doing something I thoroughly enjoy, yet still have something to be angry about. It is human nature…at least it is my nature. Anyone who knows me knows that I enjoy twitter. However, there a few things that people do that irritate me. Here are the top 5: Continue reading

Saggin’: Fashion or Faux Pas?

SagginOne of the fashion phenomena that continues to baffle me is the idea that walking around with the waist of your pants at your knees is somehow appealing. Seriously? That is to be considered fashionable? I fail to see the appeal in having to either widen my gait in an attempt to always have my legs far enough apart so as to not lose my trousers or having to physically hold my britches up with one hand as I walk down the street. Continue reading

Don’t go to Crain Veterinary Clinic in Grain Valley, Missouri



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My family and I travel home every year for the holidays. Every year we have to board our dogs for a few days. We have a Boxer and a Miniature Dachshund. Gunner and Cash, respectively. An odd combination, I admit. For the last 2 years, we have used Crain Veterinary in Grain Valley, Missouri to take care of our boys. This year, I have had enough. Continue reading

Top 10 Inconsiderate Driving Styles: Are You One?

Screaming ManNow, this is a subject that all of us could rant about for hours (or pages depending on your style), but it is one that I feel I must touch on. Now, all of us have been guilty of at least one of these at one time or another, be it inadvertent or purposefully, so I suppose I am ranting about every driver out there…including myself. However, if you are a habitual offender of one or more of the below, know that there are hundreds or people out there just hoping you piss off the wrong guy while driving through a dark alley. Continue reading

I said, “Hello” you Prick!

WILD MAN FISCHER in 'Derailroaded'Something I hate more than anything…inconsiderate people. Why is it that the farther down the path of time we go, the more manners seem to go by the wayside? No matter how nice you are to some people, they are just rude. The most recent example in my life, and the reason I am writing now, is the people who don’t ever return a greeting. Seriously, how fucking hard is it to just say hello back? Now, I will be the first to admit, and those who know me will attest to the validity of my claim…I am an asshole. I am usually not one that people stand in line to talk to, unless they want something from me. However, when someone offers me a greeting, I at least have the decency to return it. Continue reading