- “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
- “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. “
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people. Continue reading