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Archive for October, 2008
13 Step Program for Marines Becoming Civilians
Oct 16th
1. Admit:
“I was in the Marine Corps; I have a problem.” This is the first step to recovery…
2. Speech: More >
100 Reasons Why I Love the Marine Corps
Oct 16th
- Where else can you find people who get dumber as they get promoted
- I love running around at 5am with little green silk shorts on singing songs
- I love eating food that is lower grade than a prison chow hall.
- I love knowing that no matter how old I am I’m always treated like a child.
- I like standing at attention for hours on end
- I hate spending time with my family
3 Wishes
Oct 16th
Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
‘I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’, says the Genie.
The Canadian says, ‘I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.’
POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, ‘I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.’
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, ‘I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.’
The Genie explains, ‘Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it’s virtually impenetrable.’
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says, ‘Fill it with water.’
